never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
I’m sooooooooooooooo tired of Pretty Beautiful Sexy Lady x Ugly Gross Dude. Idk why ppl find these Ugly Dudes so endearing but man this shit sure wouldn’t bother me as much if I could think of a single instance when it was Beautiful Sexy Dude x Ugly Gross Lady. Like it’s cool that even Ugly Gross Dudes get Beautiful Sexy Women but Ugly Gross Women are like. Nonexistent.
I approve this.
SETTLE IT IN SMASH!
turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass
We might find a planet full of Cat Girls
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,