'you're too old for pokemon'
I believe we are called VETERAN TRAINERS, THANK YOU
You appeared like a comet
i hate when i read an amazing, game-changing fic by an author and go to their profile, eyes a-twinkle, and
*Rests my hands behind my head like i’m walking with my friends in a shonen anime
why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.
I’ve always love dolly parton’s Jolene and I finally realized why
the song isn’t about a woman terrified of losing her husband to another, more beautiful woman
the song is about a woman transfixed with desire for a red haired woman named Jolene whose voice is “soft…
Biceps? No. Only Heteroceps or Homoceps. Choose one. Don’t be greedy.