grace - 20 - queer


never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear


I’m sooooooooooooooo tired of Pretty Beautiful Sexy Lady x Ugly Gross Dude. Idk why ppl find these Ugly Dudes so endearing but man this shit sure wouldn’t bother me as much if I could think of a single instance when it was Beautiful Sexy Dude x Ugly Gross Lady. Like it’s cool that even Ugly Gross Dudes get Beautiful Sexy Women but Ugly Gross Women are like. Nonexistent.

Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together




holy fuck

I approve this.



turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass

Reasons why we should fund NASA


We might find a planet full of Cat Girls


did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

Title: Everything Is Shit Except My Friendship With You
Artist: Ball Park Music
Album: Puddinghead
reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary


"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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